Dude you wouldn’t believe what happened to me. Stop freakin out for a sec man, I know I look differe
Dude you wouldn’t believe what happened to me. Stop freakin out for a sec man, I know I look different, but let me finish. You won’t regret it. I was like on my way here and this full on bro walked by all shirtless, like must just workout all the time to be that swoll, his pecs were so… mmm anyway I was thinking what a dumb fuck he must be when he raised one if his arms, flexed and gave me a wink. It was so weird man, but seeing that bicep pop did something, like it was so hot to watch. And I kept walking thinking that dude and but also seeing you and then… fuck… no… you need to get away from me… please… that guy did something to me… he flexed and I saw it and I was like… fuck I started to want it, want dumb muscle. I started to grow dude, grow big and dumb, kept growing till I got here. But dude I feel so dumb you need to go… ugh fight it… you gotta…… Fuck it… look at these abs… watch me flex… be a bro… and there you grow… -- source link