feminine-cruelty:“Remember ladies, talking your boss into giving you a raise is as easy as 1-2-3.Ste
feminine-cruelty:“Remember ladies, talking your boss into giving you a raise is as easy as 1-2-3.Step 1: Left leg under the chin.Step 2: Lock your left leg in place with your right leg.Step 3: Ask for your raise.You’ll quickly learn that regardless of how much money you ask for, your boss will say ‘yes’ within 2 minutes, almost every time. If your boss is stubborn and lets himself pass out, simply let off a little, then ask again when he comes to. Repeat until you get your raise. We hope you’ve enjoyed this instructional video on Office Hacks for Women. Join us next time when we teach you how to trick your boss into wearing a chastity-cage. That’s when the fun *really* begins. Bye-bye for now!” And for my next lesson, i will demonstrate how to execute a hostile takeover. but first I’m going to flex and tighten my calves just a little bit more, then pop off this f*#%!ing loser’s head. Mmmmm …YES! -- source link