yoolee:Among other things in my clean-out-drafts is a sh!tpost figure skating script, but I can’t dr
yoolee:Among other things in my clean-out-drafts is a sh!tpost figure skating script, but I can’t draw it for the life of me and really the commentary is just better served as text on pics of the lords in fantastic figure skating outfits. Please if someone wants to draw them in ridiculous glittery bodysuits tag me ANYWAY here is a portion of it Matsuko: Well folks it is a BEA-U-TI-FUL day here at Divine Rule Stadium, where we are getting ready for the free skate portion of the Sengoku Skate Classic! I’m Matsuko— Umeko: I’m Umeko, and we are here to dish the dirt on our twelve contenders. Who has the best costume? The most rockin’ song choice? The tightest tush? Matsuko: We may even talk about their technique. Umeko: …A little! Maybe! Matsuko: First to skate is the master of the triple axel, triple konpei-toe-jump, Oda Nobunaga! Umeko: Our boy had a supes controversial program back at the Enryaku-ji, and he really just…well doesn’t exactly ever do the same program twice. Matsuko: His poor choreographer Umeko: Nobunaga does what Nobunaga wants Matsuko: Speaking of– Umeko: OMG is that jump even legal? Matsuko: Don’t know! Don’t care! The judges are afraid of him anyway! Keep reading -- source link