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association-of-free-people:nnekosan:noelleian:association-of-free-people:the-one-true-nugget:association-of-free-people:ranger-lord:moonlandingwasfaked:oh thank god our brave policemen saved us from the meancing maintenance man across the street Holy fuck, Britain is a fucking joke.I have a kitchen drawer that’s like a nuclear arsenal in the U.K. Most people in the US doBrits will never invade the continental united states because we retain the right to own grill utensils. I would chop a redcoat in half with my battleaxe / spatula. Beware my salad tongs of Doom™You scoff, but I could probably lightly scratch you on the nose with these babies.However, a British teenager would never be able to waltz into a high school with an assault rifle and shoot whoever he saw.Just sayin.There’s a better chance that I’ll win a million dollars at a slot machine than be a student involved in a school shooting. In fact it’s ten times more likely that I’d be killed riding my bike to school and that’s across the entire student population, not just kids who ride bikes to school.However, you can be stopped, searched without cause, and go to prison for carrying a screwdriver.Just sayin. -- source link