When Uncle Josh saw some college kid drivin’ thru town, he called me up & said to expect a li’l
When Uncle Josh saw some college kid drivin’ thru town, he called me up & said to expect a li’l bro soon. Sure enough, when I parked in front of his house, I saw a Prius with out of state plates and four flat tires. Inside, I saw some soft-lookin’ skinny motherfucker with Josh. He was sloshed to hell on Josh’s special homebrew. This left his head open to fillin’ with country shit and emptyin’ out all the city shit. At one point late in the night, when me and my new li’l bro were alone, it seemed like he was wakin’ up and rememberin’ his old life, but I talked him out of tryin’ to leave. And so I have a new li’l bro now. Next step is to make him not so little. -- source link
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