HIGHCHAIR HUMILIATION TIME! - “Open wide! Here comes the strained peas choo-choo train!”

HIGHCHAIR HUMILIATION TIME! - “Open wide! Here comes the strained peas choo-choo train!” Now we were starting to have some fun! Though he somehow didn’t seem to think so. I guess strained peas and apricot pudding weren’t what he had in mind for lunch! Poor baby!Make sure he’s bibbed, because you’re going to want to smear and spill some of his baby food on his face, just to make sure he feels like a complete baby. A little Messy Babyfood Mortification, complete with a dose of the ‘ol Castor Oil Treatment, can go a long way in gaining obedience from your unruly big brat.Feed hubby-baby every last morsel of his mush. Then wipe his face and prepare his ba-ba. If you really want to make your husband feel like a baby, fill his bottle with yicky warmed-up infant formula. If he’s a good hubby-baby, and drinks every last drop, I might undo my bra and let hubby-baby suckle mommy’s breast.*Another homage to WhAP! (Women Who Administer Punishment) Magazine / Hubbies.com / His New Mommy 'zines. -- source link

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