fantasywifeuniverse: For most guys, getting your hands on a universal remote is an excuse to turn yo
fantasywifeuniverse: For most guys, getting your hands on a universal remote is an excuse to turn your prudish girlfriend into a big tittied slut or whatever. I had the opposite problem. My girlfriend Mary already had an incredible rack and perfectly pouty DSLs. But I’m not in my 20s anymore and I’ve been feeling like it’s about time to settle down and find a girl I could bring home to my parents. You know… a nice Jewish girl. I didn’t want to dump Mary. But I knew she wasn’t exactly wifey material. Then along came the universal remote. Goodbye Mary Smith. Hello Meghan Schwartz. And my parents couldn’t be happier. After all, they could tell from the moment they saw her that we were going to make a lot of grandkids. Luckily you kept the tits.And the lips on her. -- source link