tazzygal:draconaa:maskedlinguist:lizjamesbitch:patbaer:wellthatsjustgreat:babygrot:not-so-futureben:
tazzygal:draconaa:maskedlinguist:lizjamesbitch:patbaer:wellthatsjustgreat:babygrot:not-so-futureben:eatmoremacandcheese:“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap todayI want to buy Dan from Optus dinnerWow!That last one is a very polite burn. A+Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.Dan is a legend, mateDear Can from Optus - thank you for your polite refusal to be bullied into silence. May your alarm clock always ring on time, may you have exact change when you need it, and may your car get seven extra miles to the gallon. -- source link