dharmaavocado:tora42:naniiebimworks:Chirrut… Yes?(Chirrut can’t see it- but still cracks up at the r
dharmaavocado:tora42:naniiebimworks:Chirrut… Yes?(Chirrut can’t see it- but still cracks up at the reaction.)(Surprised beverage expulsion just got dubbed a “Baze moment” by @awkwardbex)@dharmaavocado please imagine daredevil!chirrut breaking into nurse baze’s apartment to pull this stunt. He thinks he’s wicked smooth. Baze disagrees but it still worksGod he totally would.Chirrut listened with undisguised delight as Baze sputtered and coughed.“Did you do a spit take?” he asked, grinning. “That sounded like a spit take.”“When I gave you a key, it wasn’t for you to do this,” Baze said, although he didn’t sound as annoyed as he usually did when Chirrut broke into his apartment. He assumed being naked in Baze’s bed was having a mellowing effect. “What if I’d been Saya?”“She’d sleeping over at a friend’s. I checked.” Baze muttered something uncalled for, given all the trouble Chirrut went through. “I feel like you’re not appreciating this.”“Appreciate is not the word I would use,” Baze said, but Chirrut heard the unmistakable sounds of him setting the mug down on the dresser.“I’ve been cleared for light non-strenuous sex as long as I stretch before and after. I’ve already stretched.”“Who told you that? I didn’t tell you that.”“You didn’t?” He shifted and heard the uptick in Baze’s heartbeat. “Well, good advice all the same.”The mattress dipped under Baze’s weight. “I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with you.”“I can,” said Chirrut. “I’ve been reliably informed my abdominal muscles are quite impressive.”Baze’s hand was wide and hot against his ribs. “Stop talking.”“Make me.”Baze did. -- source link