sandandglass:The Half HourS05E09 – Emily Hellerpersonal brain metaphor: a really shitty dysfunctiona
sandandglass:The Half HourS05E09 – Emily Hellerpersonal brain metaphor: a really shitty dysfunctional carme: alright we’ve got a ton of work to do let’s go *presses gas*car: goes fucking nowhereme: *sees car is stuck in neutral*me: *shifts gears*me: *looks down and discovers that all positions are labeled neutral. there is no driver. just neutral. i’m going nowhere.*me: *revs gas forever, going nowhere but expending energy anyway and also crying*me: (having harnessed car behind 15 excitable golden retrievers, so at least we’re going somewhere now) ok gang we’ve got this book open let’s try and read one entire sentence ok?dogs: (simultaneously) BALL! SQUIRREL! OTHER BALL! CAT! SHINY THING! MY OWN SHIT! *pulls car in fifteen directions at once*person: *says something to me*me: *listening intently*dogs: *barking at the volume of fifteen fog horns*car: *starts emitting smoke and squealing*me: ok i know i was here for your entire sentence but i have no idea what you actually just said so please say it againperson *says again*me: ok, sodog *bellyflops onto windshield* THE SITUATION IN SYRIA IS TERRIBLEme: … did you know that Russia violated its own cease-fire in Aleppoperson: what -- source link
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