siryouarebeingmocked:owningsuperset7:durkin62:now-youre-cool:durkin62:now-youre-cool:Superheroes Are
siryouarebeingmocked:owningsuperset7:durkin62:now-youre-cool:durkin62:now-youre-cool:Superheroes Aren’t Real, But Laws AreThis comic is painfully stupid.-Cigarettes are regulated. You have to be 21 and have valid ID to purchase cigarettes. You also cant walk into a room full of people and kill them all with a cigarette.-Speeding in cars is illegal. Cars are also highly regulated. Individuals have to have a license to drive a car. You have to take a course and test before getting a license. Each car must be registered and insured. Cars must all meet safety and emissions standards. -You can’t murder a room full of people by not recycling.Gun control doesn’t have to mean taking every gun away from law abiding citizens. It means more background checks, waiting periods, mandatory gun registration, licensing and safety training for owners, stricter regulations, and banning assault weapons designed specifically to murder humans. The Flash also sucks. Running fast is hands down the shittiest super power. “-Cigarettes are regulated.”So are guns.“You have to be 21 and have valid ID to purchase cigarettes.”18 depending on state. Same with guns.“You also cant walk into a room full of people and kill them all with a cigarette.-”But you can sell it to millions and kill them.“Speeding in cars is illegal.”So is negligent handling of a firearm.“Cars are also highly regulated.”So are guns.“Individuals have to have a license to drive a car. You have to take a course and test before getting a license.”A- Cars are not a right, guns are. B- The course and test are a joke. 80 year old blind people suffering from dementia can pass them.“Each car must be registered and insured.”How many people have not died because of that? Seems more like bullshit government regulations for the sake of regulations. “Cars must all meet safety and emissions standards.-”Firearms have safety standards for manufacture as well.“You can’t murder a room full of people by not recycling.”Can with a car though. Like how you kinda just skipped this line for that one.“Gun control doesn’t have to mean taking every gun away from law abiding citizens.”But more often than not does. Would you like examples? Google assault weapon bans and red flag laws. “It means more background checks,”So redundancy. “waiting periods,”Turning the process into an MMO.“mandatory gun registration,”“licensing and safety training for owners,”From the government. Yeah no. I don’t need to know how to execute my dog.“stricter regulations, “Please, I’m gonna need you to be more vague. “and banning assault weapons designed specifically to murder humans.”Uh oh, we got a retard alert. Literally every firearm ever made is designed to kill, that’s what they do. And assault rifle is a meaningless term used to justify banning whatever firearms somebody personally finds scary and at best are based entirely on ergonomic features. Behold, you’re assault weapon bans in action. “The Flash also sucks. Running fast is hands down the shittiest super power.“Superman is a walking deus ex machina. Get better taste.Everything Durkin said is true, but I’d like to focus on the last thing: “The Flash also sucks. Running fast is the shittiest super power”@now-youre-cool My good bitch, that’s not even scratching the surface of what the flash can do. He has accelerated healing, can PHASE THROUGH SOLID MATTER, manipulate TIME AND SPACE ITSELF (he literally rebooted the entire DC universe by running too fast. Remember “New 52”? Flash caused that.), can break the speed of light (he has beaten superman at a race, which no other living thing ever has done to my knowledge), he has superhuman perception (his brain can perceive events in less than an ATTOSECOND, which is 0.000,000,000,000,000,001 OF A SECOND, and can react in a femtosecond, which is ONE QUADRILLIONTH OF A SECOND). He has done things that make Superman look like a lazy bum. He has evacuated the entire population of Tokyo, which is MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, in less than 30 seconds. He has repaired a large part of Central City while talking with his therapist. He once rescued everyone from a massive collapsing appartment building (including pets), WHILE it was collapsing, mind you, went to the public library to learn everything he needed to rebuild the entire place, and then actually did it singlehandedly in no more than a couple minutes, all before first responders had even arrived. The Flash in hands down the THE BEST superhero in the entire DC universe, which is saying something. @now-youre-cool Think before you speak, punk-ass. At least in Smallville, Jonathan Kent actually owns a gun. I’m pretty sure he did in the comics.Also, his wife is an Army Brat who knows her way around a firearm. She has been the latter since before WW2, even before the Crisis retconned her dad into a General.> Literally every firearm ever made is designed to kill, that’s what they do.Barring certain sporting or novelty weapons. Of course, “killing people” is not the same as murder, and the same guns which are “designed to kill humans” are often used for hunting. The vast majority of gun owners will never use their weapons on a person, even just drawing it to scare off a potential bad guy.Adding to this, that comic is from Injustice, where Superman goes nuts and becomes a bad guy. This is part of his start of darkness. -- source link