shametheshadow:imthemuthafuckingcricket:askenjonine:steelplatedhearts:“Dear Diary:France still not f
shametheshadow:imthemuthafuckingcricket:askenjonine:steelplatedhearts:“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.”——“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Grantaire has started to encourage him, of all things. Must have a discussion with him later.”——“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Tried to impress upon Grantaire the importance of taking these things seriously and not encouraging Marius in his romantic delusions. I do not think he really absorbed any of my wisdom, as he spent the entire meeting trying to play with my hair.I worry about the fate of France, diary. I really do.”——“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. I am v. close to losing my shit over this nonsense, diary. It’s like I’m the only one who cares about the future freedom and dignity of Patria.”——“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. If there is one more fucking musical number in the middle of my meetings I am going to punch Marius in the face.”——“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot.Although, as it turns out, Marius makes v. amusing squealing noises when punched.”——“Dear Diary:France still not free. Marius still being an idiot. Eponine yelled at me for making Marius cry.WHY IS EVERYONE SO CONCERNED WITH MARIUS’S PROBLEMS fuck everything I am going to bed.”THIS IS BACK!!!“Dear diary, France is still not free. Marius still being an idiot.”I wish I kept a diary because honestly this is how I would start out every entry.Except what would yours be?“Dear diary. Essay still not done. Everyone is still an idiot.”I don’t want to stroke your ego here, but this had me in tears.You know me all too well! -- source link
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