thyrell:theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror movie shit#Jesus is a reverse-Dracu
thyrell:theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror movie shit#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photosExamining the other evidence, we find:Feeds other people his own bloodAn affinity for crucifixesNot only able to cross water but can also walk on itShows up uninvited in people’s housesCan’t turn into a batok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually Are you kidding he loves them so much he snuggled up against one until he got so exhausted he had to nap for three whole days. -- source link