lilliburlero:I think the ‘moving forward’ section is a bit short, and probably should include:– I wi
lilliburlero:I think the ‘moving forward’ section is a bit short, and probably should include:– I will attempt to ensure that you do not come under (slightly creepy and weird, considering) pressure to marry my son.– I will attempt to ensure that your younger sister is not married off to my son in an attempt to secure a land-grab.–I will attempt to ensure your second husband is not imprisoned by my son and his descendants for twenty-five years (though the poems are OK, look at the poems, got to be better than that miserable bastard Hoccleve).– I will attempt to ensure that your future *cough* brother-in-law is not murdered executed by my collateral relatives in a rather gruesome and theatrical manner.– I will attempt to ensure that the descendants of your *cough* brother-in-law do in fact end up on the English throne bwhahahahaha. -- source link