yes-i-mann: “… Then he told me to close my eyes and open my mouth…”“Oh man! He got me with that one
yes-i-mann: “… Then he told me to close my eyes and open my mouth…”“Oh man! He got me with that one not too long ago! Have you ever heard him try to get out of wearing a condom? I found out he took it off half way through only AFTER I had a kitty full of his juice!”“Oh yeah! if I had a dollar for every time I heard him promise to pull out… Now here I am a week late already…”“Oh fuck you too! I already got a test, its waiting for me back in the hotel… God dad is suck a horny toad!”“I know! Now mom is going to have to put up with both of us, and a pair of tots too!”“Poor girl…” -- source link