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sprawler-main:heatandapathy:cakecountry:brookeawooka:unpicasso:mutant-aesthetic:liquored-up-rifleman:mutant-aesthetic:zahnegott:wroughtornot:did-you-kno:On the Pottermore website,J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop.There’s an excerpt about the Chamberof Secrets that says wizards didn’t needtoilets because they ‘simply relievedthemselves where they stood,and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell fuck this is b a dThis reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweetsThe what?Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.this is the worst shit ive ever readIt’s 4:41 in the morning and “vanish me poopum” almost fucking killed me. okay but then why the fuck are there bathrooms in hogwarts, rowling?riddle me that -- source link
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