the-stormcatcher-clone: neurodiversitysci: alaija: slight-tremors: synthvael: quetiapinequeene: nega
the-stormcatcher-clone: neurodiversitysci: alaija: slight-tremors: synthvael: quetiapinequeene: negativeonetwelfth: sewwiththeflow: trueculprit: whatlikeitshard: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why Chapter 2: Where Did I Put That? Nope, It’s Gone Chapter 3: Why Being Bored Is Literally The Same As Dying Chapter 4: ADD And Your Love Life: Why Bother? Chapter 5: A Short Story I Drew About A Little Rabbit Named Herbert Who Goes On Adventures Chapter 6: I Don’t Have Time To Not Be Photoshopping Chapter 7: You Interrupted Me in the Middle of Tetris And Other Reasons I’ll Be Making Your Life A Sulky Hell All Day Chapter 8: Where Can A Grown-Up Go to Scream? (Nowhere.) Chapter 9: You Just Told Me Huge News About Your Life, but I Don’t Know What It Was Because There’s a TV in the Corner of This BarChapter 10: I Would Love to Tell You Why I Am Crying, but I Already Forgot. It’s Just Happening NowChapter 11: Bankruptcy Chapter 12: I Have Walked into This Room Five Times and Neglected to Address The Reason I Originally Did So Each Time Chapter 13: Public Embarrassment: Is it Real? Chapter 14: All the Facts I Learned When I Read Wikipedia for Five Hours Yesterday Chapter 15: You’re Right, This Is Exactly The Same As When You Feel Sort of Unfocused Half An Hour Before You Leave Work Chapter 16: Will My Employer Believe Me When I Let Them Know I Have a Learning Disability and Mental Illness or Will They Keep Assuming That I Don’t Care Enough About My Job To Listen to Instructions the First Time Chapter 17: Thank God You’re Here to Argue With Me that I Don’t Have This Diagnosis Invented to Explain Why Small Children are Fidgety. Oh Good, You Have Examples of Times I was Productive and Calm Chapter 18: That Was Hilarious, Please Tell Me More Stories of Times I Couldn’t Figure Out Something That Was Common Sense Chapter 19: Goodnight Sweet Book I’ll Never Finish Chapter 20: I Couldn’t Do It Right The First Time I Tried, Burn the Evidence Chapter 21: I Could Say Something, or I Could Say it in My Head Where No One Will Hear it if the Words or Syllables are in the Wrong Order, Assuming I’m Using The Correct Words At All Instead of Mismatching Them Chapter 22: 5pm, Time For Breakfast Chapter 23: Following Directions on a Piece of Paper. Just Kidding it’s Still Under The Pile on My Desk. Chapter 24: “Just Do It” Well Fuck Why Didn’t I Think of That. Goddamn Genius Doctor Superman Over Here. Chapter 25: People that Walk Around Without Gesturing to a Conversation Only They Are Having. How Do They Do It? @fowelesinthefrith Chapter 26: This Book Is Too Long, Do You Actually Expect Me To Read All Of ThisChapter 27: Guess What I Did With My Free Day Chapter 28: My Academic Career Is Falling Apart Chapter 29: Why You Never Turn In Homework Chapter 30: I Would Write Study Tips But I Literally Once Procrastinating Studying For Finals By Putting Sticky Tabs In My Math Book Instead Of Actually Studying Chapter 31: Maintaining Relationships Is Difficult Chapter 32: Doesn’t Everybody Struggle With Basic Self Care? Chapter 33: I feel thirsty; I think I’ll make a cup of tea. Chapter 34: Why is there a cold cup of tea on the cupboard? Every time… Chapter 35: Let Me Tell You About the Wonders of Hyperfocus and How I Stayed Awake for Two Days Because I Didn’t Have Plans and Nobody Distracted Me From the Internet Until I Literally Passed Out. Twice. Chapter 36: Did That Happen Yesterday or Three Years Ago? Chapter 37: Did That Actually Happen or Was It A Dream? Chapter 38: I Went Three Months in the Dark Because I Forgot the Lightbulb Was Broken Until I Needed It at Night. Chapter 39: I Need a List to Tell Me What to Write a List For. Chapter 40: What is a Normal Sleep Phase? -- source link