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russalex:706softly:spydre:tondo-ule:russalex:redmachasacorn:upwardspiral00:danipup:lettingthewaterholdmedown:deliciouslydamagedmentality:ultrafactorysecond:sarcasticjess:itsmrswhit:confessionsofabachelor:supermomma2000:i-swear-im-an-adult:andryushacx:vanpocalypse:give-pete-a-chance:cattyfantastic:tbridge:cutlerish:tikkunolamorgtfo:katheo-enderheart:here-comes-napsttaton:the90sfreshestdude:omg-humor:???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.Historical place without anyone liking history because they’re too busy being rich assholes the “weird” corner of northeast americacowsWhere David Cameron fucked a pig.On a sound between two mountain ranges.West of the Chesapeake, between two rivers. It’s not a fucking swamp, it’s a plain.Cabrillo, Scripps, Horton and Spreckels. Lawyers, guns, and money.Heroin, guns, murder, crabs, and John Waters. Northeast BrownbackistanSatan’s armpit.The heroin heart of it allWe invented Pizza Hut and White Castle. The Air Capital of the World. Close to the middle fingerLots of ocean. You can get from one end of the state to the other in about an hour.Chicken fried everything. Gone with the wind that usually smells like magnolias, traffic and biscuits. Rocks, rivers, trees and rattlesnakes. Gold and history and wine. Where you go either at the end of your life or the end of your rope.The Redneck Riviera.America’s chode Hot and muggy with rednecks doing weird things. Go west of the four fighting pirate ships riding an asphalt sea, east of the legally smoking mountains, north of the deep prairies, and southeast from the mountain of stern faces. Choose the place where beasts met their end and go prospecting in the hills where lead fell from the skies.In the book fort of an owl.We get more bad press than we deserve. It’s not as violent as mainstream media says it is. Oppressive heat and humidity and lots of meth houses. Most ethnically diverse city and yet people still want to be trump supporters. We haven’t gotten snow since 2009 but in the spring it basically rains pollen and summer is always hell -- source link