Kaitou Joker “Miracle Kurukuru Campaign” Drama CDThe Shining Night On AirPromoti

Kaitou Joker “Miracle Kurukuru Campaign” Drama CDThe Shining Night On AirPromotional excerpts from the latest drama CD, which has yet to be released.*Disclaimer: This translation is essentially a first draft. There was an average of one pun per image but I didn’t feel like putting effort into them. I’ll do better for the inevitable subs.□ Radio ShowSound of a radio’s dial being tuned. A jingle, followed by the opening BGM.Peacock: “Good evening, everyone. This is Underworld Radio Network, and I’m your host… (higher-pitched) DJ PEACOCK! So, Underworld Radio Network is organizing the Underworld Special Week right now! This diverse project will introduce a selection of shows competing for the highest listener ratings. And the personality who successfully gets the highest ratings will get a fantastic prize from our sponsor…!”Enter Kaneari.Kaneari: “Ohohoho. As you all already know, I’m the filthy-filthy-filthy rich Mister Kaneari, indeed! I, the super-special sponsor, will be giving out the ‘Golden Condenser Mic’ made by the Kaneari company. What’s more, their show will be made into a regular feature!!”Peacock: “Now which show will take the spot of number one? A heart-pounding and stimulating Special Week is starting!”□ Sky Joker, living roomThe sound is cut off with a blip.Hachi: “Huh!? What are you doing, Joker-san?”Joker: “Hmph. Radio is SO dumb.”Hachi: “Geez, just because you failed the prelims for the Underworld Special Week show competition…”Joker: “It’s not about that, Hachi… This isn’t the time right now…”Hachi: “Eh? What’s up?”Joker: “The truth is… (grumbling sound) I’m hungry. Curry. I want to eat curry.”Hachi: “D'oh. Oh, what am I going to do with you.”Joker: “Curry really is number one~”Joker, chowing down on curry.Joker: “Nom nom. Curry! Delish! Hachi’s curry really is the best~!”Hachi, furtively listening to the radio.Hachi: (whispering) “I’ll listen to the radio while Joker-san is eating that huge serving of curry I made him.”He turns the radio dial.Hachi: “Argh~ The reception’s bad~ I can’t hear the radio~ But the Shuffle Sisters’ show is coming up after Spade-san’s show~”□ Spade and President D’s showSpade: “On the night of a full moon, we met on the ocean. Bonds once undone after crossing the ocean are tied once again…”After a deep breath… he announces the title.Spade: “Spade’s Ice Shot Stream~”An elegant BGM begins to play.Spade: “Good evening… This is Spade, Phantom Thief. Happy to see me again? It’s Special Week, so we’re coming to you live. The listeners who have their messages read during the show will receive an Underworld sticker exclusive to this show. Now seeing as it’s Special Week tonight, I’ve brought in an appropriate guest. Allow me to introduce you. The special guest is…”President D: “I’m President D. It’s a pleasure to be here.”Spade: “Now we already have a question from a listener, but since we have the opportunity, let’s have our guest read it out.”President D: “From radio name 'Lucky Steak’…”□ Queen and Silver’s showSilver: “Appearing gracefully again tonight, the Silver Magician Silver Heart and…”Queen: “Queen’s…”Silver & Queen: “Phantom Thief Ladio~”A jingle plays as the two of them clap.Queen: “Good evening, everyone. Merrily presenting you with phantom thief news, it’s Queen and Silver Heart’s Phantom Thief Ladio! Grandpa?”Silver: “Yes?”Queen: “Just so you know, once we get the highest ratings, I’m going to be taking the treasured Golden Condenser Mic.”Silver: “Of course. The best treasure for me is having time to cheerily chat with my adorable granddaughter~”Queen: “Oh come on, Grandpa.”Silver: “Ahahaha. Put 'warm’ and 'fuzzy’ together and that’s how I’m feeling right now~ just kidding.”Queen: “Yes, yes. All right, let’s move onto the mail corner. This week’s phantom thief badmouthing~”Silver: “Yay! Fwump fwump! Bam bam!”□Radio station, hallwayThe blam of a wall collapsing.Joker & Hachi: “Uwaaah!”A bike revving.Shadow: “The black shadow that paints over the light… My name is Shadow Joker!”Joker: “Shadow!?”Shadow: “My trusty Black Speeder is bucking again tonight. Joker, I knew you’d come here.”Joker: “Huh? What, you too!?”Shadow: “I’m not giving up the Golden Condenser Mic. A rain of fresh blood dripping in the dark! Bloody Rain!”The pew pew sound of beams.Joker: “Waagh, that was dangerous! But wait, you don’t have a show either, Shadow! You’re not a part of this! Why are you getting in my way!?”Shadow: “It’s Rose, y'see. She’s an avid listener of Queen’s radio show! I can’t you get the regular show spot!”Joker: “Huh? What’s up with that!?”Hachi: “He really cares for his sister.”□Phoenix & Hosshi’s Space RadioPhoenix: (title call) “Galactic quiz show, Phoenix’s 'Choose from three’!”Hosshi: “Hosshi!” (echo)A space-tune jingle plays.Phoenix: “Good evening, everyone on Earth. I’m Akai Tsubasa, also known as the messenger from the Southern Cross, Phoenix!”Hosshi: “Hosshi!”Phoenix: “Hey, Acrux. Apparently people on Earth are listening to this conversation we’re having.”Hosshi: “Hosshii!”Phoenix: “Now let’s ask a question…”Hosshi: “Hosshi!”Phoenix: “Where are we right now? 1, we’re in space. 2, we’re in sorrow, writing postcards. 3, we’re in the state capital. If you know, send an e-mail, or forward a message via the Arecido Observatory or Greenwich Royal Observatory.”Hosshi: “Hosshi!” -- source link

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