emptyhead424: Him: Hey, wait a second, isn’t that my shirt? Her: It is. Him: Why are you weari
emptyhead424: Him: Hey, wait a second, isn’t that my shirt? Her: It is. Him: Why are you wearing it? Her: Well, , darling, you see I’m quite huge and round now with our child. Him: Yes, that’s true. Her: So you may have noticed that I’m having a hard time fitting into my clothes, even though I’ve done all this maternity shopping. Him: Also true. Her: So, , darling, I think that since you’re partially responsible for me being unable to fit into anything, I should be allowed to help myself to anything of yours that will fit. Sound fair? Him: I guess I can’t argue with you on this one. Her: Unless you want a naked, pregnant wife. Him: You know, that doesn’t sound so bad… Her: ♀️ -- source link