orangeorc: sagotdiesel: Denise Milani and Jaime Hammer “Don’t be shy, baby! You’re
orangeorc: sagotdiesel: Denise Milani and Jaime Hammer “Don’t be shy, baby! You’re just as pretty as Mommy! Get in the photo!” “Your giant boobs are kind of in the way, mom!” “Oh, they’re just boobs! Go around them!” “I’m- oof trying, but- oof! they keep getting growing!” “Honey, you’re being dramatic again!” “No! OOF! Mom! Look at your freaking boobs! They are growing bigger and pushing me out of the shot!” “What are you- oh! I see! It looks like I’m growing because my pants and my top are shrinking!” SHRIIIIIIP “Ooh! Well, I guess it’s a topless shoot now! Baby, look out for Mommy’s breasts. They look best in good light.” “MOM, YOU’RE SEVEN FEET TALL!” “Am I? My… everyone on this beach is looking a smidge short…” “What is happening to you!? You’re enormous! You keep growing, and growing!” “Manners, baby. And I know it’s odd… but you must admit, I’m easy on the eyes! If someone has to be giant… at least I make good scenery!” “Fuck, you’re loving this you chesty narcissist! You love being twelve… fifteen feet tall, because it means you’re the center of attention!” “Well! I know a certain small person who’s acting a bit jealous of her mom! Honestly, you’re not in high school anymore, Jenna. You need to be mature about the fact you’ll never be as tall… or as stacked… as me!” “Not now, obviously! You’re thirty feet tall… forty feet tall! Your boobs are bigger than me!” “Baby, I can barely hear your whining little voice. Let me get you up here…” “What? No! Don’t pick me up help! Help! SOMEONE, HELP!” “Ah! Gotcha! Sorry, honey! You’re just so little… I think it’s cute… and now I can hear you, see?” “WHY ARE YOU A 200-FOOT BOOBZILLA!?” “200- well, you’re right! I am awfully big now aren’t I? I’m not sure why I’m growing so much now, but I have a theory. When you were growing up, I used to concentrate reaaally hard on making myself younger looking… and taller than you… and bustier than you!” “That was on purpose!?” “Of course it was! To put you in your place, pipsqueak! But I guess you were annoying me just now… I just thought, ‘what would really put that jealous, whiny daughter of mine in her place?’ And before I could even stop myself… Whoop! Up I went!” “You giant bitch! I’ll get you back somehow! I’ll- urk!” “Language, Jenna!” “You’re… squeezing… too… hard! I… *gasp*… can’t… breathe!” “Well, that’s just what you get for being a disrespectful little foul-mouth brat! In fact… I think I need to put you in time out! Not big girl time out… I’m putting you all the way back in baby time out, where a little whiner like you belongs!” “What? No! Mom! Stop! Not between the boobs! Mom! They’re ginormous! I’ll be crushed in there! Your boobs are too big! Don’t crush me, mommy! You’re too big! Your boobs are too-” “There! Snug as a fussy little bug! Isn’t that nice? You just calm down in mommy’s boobs while mommy takes a little stroll downtown… I feel like you’re not the only crybaby who needs to be put her in place tonight…” -- source link