This #Toddler’s Vomit Smelled SO BAD That #Police Thought His #Dad Was #Drunk Driving &mda
This #Toddler’s Vomit Smelled SO BAD That #Police Thought His #Dad Was #Drunk Driving ———————————- Nobody likes dealing with barf, but there’s just something about #children’s vomit that’s really enough to make anybody gag. And that’s exactly what went down when Ben Patterson’s #toddler #son puked while they were in the car last weekend. According to Scary #Mommy, the whole series of unfortunate events began when Patterson was on his way to switch cars with his wife so she could go out with friends. On the way there, the couple’s son Declan threw up all over himself, unleashing the most putrid smell that’s ever invaded Patterson’s nostrils. Naturally, he immediately texted his wife to help, but she conveniently didn’t respond in time. That’s when things went from bad to worse: So this just happened I just pulled over and am trying not to throw up myself Call me I just threw up trying to clean him up It smells SO BAD Of course Patterson is a sympathetic barfer, so cleanup wasn’t exactly a breeze: I seriously don’t know what to do, I’m barfing every time I try to clean him up I’m puking on some lady’s lawn in #Burlingame and she comes out to ask me if I’m drunk while driving the kids Apparently, the #woman really did think Patterson was driving drunk, because the cops showed up just a few minutes later: I’m trying to explain that I’m a sympathetic vomiter and can’t handle the smell This is so bad Aaaaand now the cops showed up Aaaaand now a breathalyzer YOU OWE ME SO BIG You’d think Patterson would finally be able to breathe a sigh of relief once the cops cleared him to go home, but no; Declan is still barfing: meanwhile Declan continues to barf WHAT DID HE EAT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING WHALE BLUBBER ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!! At least I passed the breathalyzer Trying to drive home with the windows down and breathing through my shirt -- source link
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