“How long?”“Almost two hours! She’s been standing frozen in

“How long?”“Almost two hours! She’s been standing frozen in that pose for, like, two hours!”“What’s she doing?”“Beats me. Angela says she thinks she’s a robot.”“What?!”“Yes, like, a real robot. She says she saw her drinking oil in the dressing room.”“That’s crazy!”“Well, Angela says she saw it. And not Wesson, but that 3-In-One oil you get out of the can that goes pucka-pucka-puck.”“You…you think it’s true?”“I don’t know. But I’m not letting some android chick take all the good gigs just ‘cause she can hold a pose forever. First chance I get—”“Shhhh!”“What?”“I…I think I hear whirring…” -- source link

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