char-portraits: The Problem With The SaintsI wish that Joan of Arc wouldn’t hang around the pa
char-portraits:The Problem With The SaintsI wish that Joan of Arc wouldn’t hang around the parkpronouncing that she won’t get burned again;her armour’s very shiny and her message is divinebut I wish she’d take a day off now and then.She said it clears your head when you come back from the deadwith your sword as sharp as anything that cuts;and to prove it she bisected three young tourists from Utrechtwhich rapidly displayed a lot of guts.She says we need to raise a brand new armyand the flag of France so proudly she unfurledand the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcatedand the British will no longer rule the world!She says it was her mistake to let them burn her at the stakeand she learned her lesson back there in the flames;so she’s going to kill the Queen and then she’ll rescue Old Orleansand it’s really hard to hang around with saints;I think I ought to tell her that the English left in failureand they don’t go back to France except on hols;but I saw her vivisect a man who wanted to correct herand the playground soon resembled Grand Guignol.She says we need to raise a brand new armyand she marched us round until we couldn’t stand;she said the nation she abhors will soon be writhing on the floorand the British will no longer rule her land!And she’s waiting for the Dauphin who will come across the oceanand knows that God agrees with her complaints;so I’m hoping she’ll ignore my English accent in her war,cause it’s really hard to hang around with saints;She says we need to raise a brand new armyand the flag of France so proudly she unfurledand the people that she hated will be neatly bifurcatedand the British will no longer rule,the British will no longer rule,the British will no longer rule the world!~ 8in8 (Amanda Fucking Palmer + friends, vocals: Neil Gaiman) -- source link
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