“Hello?”“Good afternoon. Is this Mr. Jackson?”“That’s me.”“Perfect. I’m calling on behalf of Mark Bo
“Hello?”“Good afternoon. Is this Mr. Jackson?”“That’s me.”“Perfect. I’m calling on behalf of Mark Bowman, Vice President at Alpha Corporation.”“Oh! He was on my job interview panel last week.”“Yes Mr. Jackson, that’s why I’m calling. Mr. Bowman is very interested in having you in for a private interview. I believe he was impressed enough that he is considering you for an Executive Assistant position.”“Oh my gosh, that’s amazing. Tell me a time and I’ll be there.”“10:30 AM on Wednesday. I will meet you on the 18th floor lobby and take you to Mr. Bowman’s office. Oh, and one more thing. Mr. Bowman requested that you wear the same pants as you did for your interview - I believe, from talking to him, that they were tight? He was very particular. He specifically asked me to relay to you that they ‘made your ass look like fuckable.’ So make sure you wear those.” -- source link