gffa: I’M STILL NOT OVER THIS, BECAUSE WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY IS:You can feel Vylip’s be
gffa:I’M STILL NOT OVER THIS, BECAUSE WHAT MAKES IT SO FUNNY IS:You can feel Vylip’s betrayal coming from a mile away, he’s way too squirrely and fidgety, so you know Some Shit Is Up and, sure enough, Vader makes his dramatic entrance as soon as Vylip starts apologizing profusely for this, because APPARENTLY, he was standing behind the pillar (AND YOU COULDN’T EVEN HEAR HIS BREATHING, SO HE’S STANDING THERE HOLDING HIS BREATH LIKE EVEN MORE OF A CREEPER, A+ JOB, ANAKIN) waiting for the perfect moment to reveal himself.He yanks the Bright Star out of Vylip’s hands–we don’t see where it goes, did he just toss it onto the floor? THIS THING HE WAS TORTURING AND MURDERING PEOPLE FOR, THE THING THAT HE THINKS WILL BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE, HE JUST DROPS IT ON THE FLOOR TO GO MAKE A DRAMATIC MOMENT???Vader: Yeah, yeah, I have a dead wife to bring back (and a dead Master, once I kill him, I’ll bring him back to life, too) but FIRST I GOTTA GO BE AN ASSHOLE TO SOME PEOPLE IT’S GONNA BE FUCKIN’ SICK.Perfect characterization, I’m not even kidding.EVEN MORE PERFECT CHARACTERIZATION: VADER’S TIMING.VYLIP IS GOING ON ABOUT HOW, LOOK, HE’LL LEAVE US ALONE NOW, WE’LL FINALLY HAVE PEACE AND HE DOESN’T EVEN GET TO FINISH THE WORD BEFORE VADER IS LITERALLY YEETING HIM ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE HE WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC MOMENT.HE COULD HAVE DONE IT AS SOON AS YOU WALKED OUT OF MR. CORVAX’S TOMB.HE COULD HAVE DONE IT WHILE VYLIP WAS HALFWAY ACROSS THE WALKWAY.HE COULD HAVE DONE IT AS SOON AS HE WALKED AROUND THE CORNER HE WAS HIDING BEHIND LIKE A CREEPER.BUT NO.HE LETS VYLIP GET HALF HIS SPEECH OUT TO DRAMATICALLY YEET HIM AT THE PERFECT MOMENT.“No! Vader only seeks the Bright Star! Now that he has it, he will leave us in peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHHHH [silence]”AND THEN DRAMATIC MURDER ROBOT MAN IS LIKE, “YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD NOW?”Me: Just fucking yeeting me across the room, too? Maybe Force Choke me for awhile first?Vader: BUT FIRST A DRAMATIC SPEECH!!!1111Me: Yeah, okay, Anakin, I’m buckled up for this, HIT ME.Perfect. This game is TOP NOTCH ASSHOLE VADER. -- source link
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