i hear she plays the sax like bill clinton, but she seems so somber! whats her deal?an unsatisfied c

i hear she plays the sax like bill clinton, but she seems so somber! whats her deal?an unsatisfied customer of the D’oeuvres. her sentient saxophone, while incapable of expressing itself in any way, has been exuding increasingly negative energy recently, giving its owner a bad enough vibe that she is too anxious to put her lips anywhere near that thing. it sits furiously in a glass cabinet in her spare room, seemingly daring anyone to just try and use it to create beauty, see where it gets them. the saxophonist’s scathing customer feedback has been duly received and filed away in the lava pit, which is where all the customer feedback goes, positive or negativefaction: Sucker -- source link

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