Woman passing with daughter: “What a lovely kitten. Is she part Burmese or Siamese?&rd
Woman passing with daughter: “What a lovely kitten. Is she part Burmese or Siamese?” Me: “I have no idea I just met her. She looks a bit Abyssinian to me” *Door opens* Homeowner: “She is Abyssinian and she is supposed to be indoors” Me: “Yes I will take my prize as cash please” -- source link