sailor-venusaur: sighinastorm: thefencebettle: ace-pervert: egalitarian-vanguard: 10knotes: Things T
sailor-venusaur:sighinastorm:thefencebettle:ace-pervert:egalitarian-vanguard:10knotes:Things That Kill PeopleHow the fuck are sharks getting their asses beat by vending machines?!StupidityProximityMaybe vending machines are just superior predators; y’ever think of that?I’m more concerned with the hot dog epidemic in children. Does the grim reaper drive the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile in their spare time?Hot dogs, materially, are an unusual food mass. They don’t disintegrate as nearly all other foods do—even other types of sausage. They don’t crumble, soften, melt, or mash down. Because of the choice substances they’re usually made from, they’re rubbery. They spring back from deformation. So they compress a little, they get partially-swallowed, then stuck in people’s throats. And hot dogs are JUST THE RIGHT DIAMETER for segments to wedge into kids’ tracheae. -- source link