I had the idea for a clever way to stage my own disappearance, if ever needed, at a Great Gatsby The

I had the idea for a clever way to stage my own disappearance, if ever needed, at a Great Gatsby Theme Party.I discovered the need to stage my own disappearance at the next Great Gatsby Theme Party.I finally did stage my own disappearance at a rival Great Gatsby theme party, going on in a mansion across town from the third Great Gatsby theme party in so many months. Both were large and intimate, both had bathtubs full of diamonds, but only one had a bathtub full of diamonds previously outfitted with an escape hatch by me somewhere after the first Great Gatsby theme party.I know a bit about being a beautiful little fool, but I also know how to connect a tub drain to a velvet-lined waste pipe that leads to a hired car and a life on the run from my old one. -- source link

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