gffa:NOTHING–NOTHING–IS FUNNIER THAN OBI-WAN “PRAGMATIC AND RESERVED BY NATUR

gffa:NOTHING–NOTHING–IS FUNNIER THAN OBI-WAN “PRAGMATIC AND RESERVED BY NATURE” KENOBI HAVING TO PUT UP WITH THESE TWO.OBI-WAN TELLING ANAKIN ABOUT THIS MISERABLE, GRUELING TIME ON THE RUN, NEVER KNOWING IF THEY WOULD LIVE OR DIE, JUST THEM AGAINST THE ENTIRE PARADE SENT TO KILL THEM, AND ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S RESPONSE?“SOUNDS ROMANTIC.”OBI-WAN’S DISGUSTED LOOK AT HIM IS FUNNY BY ITSELF, BECAUSE ANAKIN ROMANTICIZING A MISERABLE, STARVING, DANGEROUS TIME IS BAD ENOUGH.BUT THEN YOU REALIZE, OH.  OH NO.  OBI-WAN HAS A TYPE.BECAUSE IN THAT VERY SAME EPISODE.DRAMATIC CONFESSION THAT SATINE JUST LASER EYES HIM INTO GIVING, LIKE, IF YOU DON’T WANT ME TO BE FURIOUS WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL MAKE THIS CONFESSION RIGHT NOW, OBI-WAN.AND SIGH OKAY FINE.IF SHE HAD SAID THE WORD, HE WOULD HAVE LEFT THE JEDI ORDER FOR HER.IT’S A DRAMATIC ADMISSION IN A DRAMATIC MOMENT AND IT’S EPIC AND SWEEPING AND EMOTIONAL AND–“OH, BARF,” TAL MERRIK SAYS.ENRAGED BEYOND BELIEF, SATINE SNARLS AT HIM, “YOU HAVE THE ROMANTIC SOUL OF A SLUG, MERRIK!” AND LITERALLY STOMPS ON HIM TO GET HIM TO RELEASE HER.BECAUSE SHE GOT SO MAD AT HIS INABILITY TO APPRECIATE THE ROMANCE OF A DRAMATIC MOMENT.AND YOU REALIZE, OH.  OH NO.  OBI-WAN HAS A TYPE.THESE TWO SCENES ARE IN THE SAME EPISODE AND IT SO BEAUTIFULLY HIGHLIGHTS HOW:IF YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL, ANGRY, DRAMATIC PERSON WHO IS LIKE, “DANGEROUS SITUATION?  INTENSELY PERSONAL CONFESSIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIFE-OR-DEATH HOSTAGE SITUATION?  THAT’S SO ROMANTIC!”?THEN OBI-WAN KENOBI IS ENTIRELY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HE’S SO ANNOYED AT HIMSELF FOR IT.HE MUST SPEND AT LEST 20% OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE THINKING, “OH GODDAMMIT, THIS IS THE WORST, IT’S NONSENSICAL AND RIDICULOUS AND NOT THE DAMNED TIME FOR IT AND OH NO I’M IN LOVE, FUCK”. -- source link

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