cold-eskimo:When your wife invited the president of the HOA to your home you were sure it would be a
cold-eskimo:When your wife invited the president of the HOA to your home you were sure it would be a long and boring evening. But every time your wife left the room the old lady gave you some interesting and suggestive looks.That evening was when you learned that she is a widow and lived alone, it was your wife who suggested you could stop by and check up on her occasionally. You agreed to do it and now you and Mrs. Peterman are lovers. Your wife has no clue and your HOA fees have dropped dramatically. -- source link