awhiffofcavendish: “EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION
awhiffofcavendish: “EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY” -- source link