Seinfeld Quotes

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But I don’t even really work here! 

“The Friar’s Club” tonight on Seinfeld!

If I don’t have a good shower, I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual. I’m not Kra

The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket…“The Bottle Deposit, Pt 2” tonight on Seinfeld!

You could put a fence around these condos and call it an insane asylum – nobody would know the diffe

They write it off!

Freeze right there!“The Wig Master” tonight on Seinfeld!

I’m addicted! They’ve got a hold on me!“The Invitations” tonight on Seinfeld!

It’s Mickey Mantle’s number. So not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tri

Three calzones and one hot shirt and jacket.“The Calzone” tonight on Seinfeld!

Goodnight, Mr. Oh. 

“The Doll” tonight on Seinfeld!

That’s not going to be good for business. 

Man, these are tight! Squinch your hips in!“The Wait Out” tonight on Seinfeld!

Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it!“The Bottle Deposit, Pt 1” tonight on Seinfeld!

She’s seeing this guy. Art Vandelay…“The Cadillac, Pt 2” tonight on Seinfeld!

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