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We no longer refer to the baby as just a parasite, but by its full title,  "4-Time Aca

The truth is out there now, don’t let yourself get brainwashed by Big Bicycle SeatHit the link

enzocomics:hey D.C.! a group of hilarious, super talented comic people (and me also!) are coming to

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Just karaoke my name and I’ll be there (I’ll be there)Hit the link for a bonus p

The truth is out there now, don’t let yourself get brainwashed by Big Bicycle SeatHit the

This one time I went to pee with my headset on thinking I was on mute. I wasn’t. Nobody ev

Ok I’m completely out of baby name jokes at this point wait no actually last one: DysenTer

the Geneva Convention recently banned a chemical warfare option that allowed the Swoleby to disperse

Sticks and stones can break my bones. Words too. Even compliments. I can handle nothing Hit the lin

product idea: shirt with the Metallica logo except it says “Mozzarella sticks”

Disclaimer: I received a jillion dollars for this influencer post but the only thing I am allowed to

This is all a calculated attempt to ease her into the fact that I am going to name our first child L

It’s kinda disturbing though because the first thing the plantcare instructions tell you t

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I’m happy to report I’ve received an early acceptance into the NADs (National As

someone please send help our water bill is seven hundred dollars an hour Hit the link for a bonus pa

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I’m relieved at the fact that a baby shower isn’t actually us literally getting

I want you to know I’m only eating this XL triple-bean six-cheese burrito because I love y

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Tetanus Timmy also attempted to pay Phil with exposure.. to tetanus.Hit the link for a bonus panel:

Today I learned our future child is  one of the monsters from Binding of IsaacHit the link for

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